Happy Mothering Sunday!

“Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers in the World! Tomorrow is Mothering Sunday here in the US and I know that even though it is celebrated on a different date depending on your location, I still wish to greet all mothers!”. [link drop to a fancy dress costume site]

By: Aaron

[Editor note: I can't say I've heard of Mothering Sunday but don't like the sound of it. Let's hope it's only celebrated in Aaron's head.]

Smells like Babel Fish

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By: 7 String Bass

[Editor note: Something about this comment smells fishy. Babel Fishy.]

Here's what one looks like, Sven

“Yo author, regrettably I cannot go to this text correctly in Avant Browser. Please fix this! Sven from Dictionary Software [link drop to dictionary software]”

By:  Sven Samorano

[Editor note: Our link dropping friend Sven obviously knows how to link to a dictionary. Shame he doesn't know how to use one. ]

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“Hey guys & gals. I think you certainly going to love Kim Kardashian in her infamous sex video  [link drop to a celebrity sex tape site]

By:  Max Feldman

[Editor note: Mr Feldman dropped this helpful comment on a blog post about Google AdWords. I can understand why though. Pay Per Click marketing can be so boring, sometimes we need to spice it up by having a few celebrity porn tabs open. Am I right? ]



Confucious say... he who drop link, drop honor

“gooday there, i just stumbled your web portal via yahoo, and i must say that you express awesomely good on your website. i am truly motivated by the method that you express yourself, and the subject is superb. anyhow, i would also love to acknowledge whether you would like to exchange links with my website? i will be certainly more than willing to reciprocate and insert your link off in the blogroll. waiting for your respond, i would like to convey my appreciation and gooday!. [link drop to Malaysian marketing site]

By: Michael Woo

[Editor note: Mr Woo thinks that I express awesomely good. As for him? Not so much.]



Proverbial pain in the ass

“Half a loaf is better than no bread [Link drops to las vegas casino coupons, sunset studio game web game, free bonus code casino, family health insurance, absolute poker, rng poker 5 crack and poker online accepts paypal].”

By: cardcreditreports

[Editor note: This joker can't make up his mind which spam site to promote, so he's created a tasty link bomb assortment, carefully concealed via a meaningless proverb.]





To the Bass cave Robin!

“That is a beneficial issue you have discussed. It will be interesting to giving it a spin myself and find out if I have this exact same effect. [Link drop to Squidoo promotional page for *How to Fish for Bass* book].”

By: Carter B. Merriman

[Editor note: Ah yes. When you're a comment spammer, you really need to be clever and stealthy. Like dropping a link about a fishing book onto a blog post about search engine optimization. Because that would seem perfectly logical and not suspicious in any way. Our spammy friend Carter did this. Because he's stealthy like Batman and he likes to fish for bass.]



Tim on his yacht in Sydney. Or not.

“Have fun in Australia! I just shipped a yacht to Sydney, using Yacht Exports! [link drop] They’re very legit”.

By: tim diaz

[Editor note: Tim is a bit more clever than your average comment spammer. He deliberately searched for blog posts mentioning the word *Australia* and dropped links for his Aussie client into comments on those posts. Of course, if he knew anything at all about me, he'd realize that I don't own a yacht, nor do I ever wish to own a yacht. I don't even own a dinghy. However I AM thinking about buying a kayak. Not one of those silly pedal things, but one that is entirely paddle powered. And it has to be light enough so I can lift it onto roof racks on my own. Um. Looks like I lost my train of thought here... ]



Nuts about me or just nuts?

“Finally, Finally – I’ve been looking for this information for a long time. Thanks so much! [link drop to web site about projectors]”

By: Bella Mccaskell

[Editor note: Either Bella's nuts about me or just nuts. Whatever, her excited comment on a blog post about my recent holiday seems a little too grateful for my comfort level]



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By: linux software download

[Editor note: This comment spammer seems to know a lot about the speed of my cyberspaces *gasp*. Either that, or he stole a paragraph of content from Wikipedia, translated it to Russian and then back to English using Babel Fish. ]