Proverbial pain in the ass

“Half a loaf is better than no bread [Link drops to las vegas casino coupons, sunset studio game web game, free bonus code casino, family health insurance, absolute poker, rng poker 5 crack and poker online accepts paypal].”

By: cardcreditreports

[Editor note: This joker can't make up his mind which spam site to promote, so he's created a tasty link bomb assortment, carefully concealed via a meaningless proverb.]





To the Bass cave Robin!

“That is a beneficial issue you have discussed. It will be interesting to giving it a spin myself and find out if I have this exact same effect. [Link drop to Squidoo promotional page for *How to Fish for Bass* book].”

By: Carter B. Merriman

[Editor note: Ah yes. When you're a comment spammer, you really need to be clever and stealthy. Like dropping a link about a fishing book onto a blog post about search engine optimization. Because that would seem perfectly logical and not suspicious in any way. Our spammy friend Carter did this. Because he's stealthy like Batman and he likes to fish for bass.]



Tim on his yacht in Sydney. Or not.

“Have fun in Australia! I just shipped a yacht to Sydney, using Yacht Exports! [link drop] They’re very legit”.

By: tim diaz

[Editor note: Tim is a bit more clever than your average comment spammer. He deliberately searched for blog posts mentioning the word *Australia* and dropped links for his Aussie client into comments on those posts. Of course, if he knew anything at all about me, he'd realize that I don't own a yacht, nor do I ever wish to own a yacht. I don't even own a dinghy. However I AM thinking about buying a kayak. Not one of those silly pedal things, but one that is entirely paddle powered. And it has to be light enough so I can lift it onto roof racks on my own. Um. Looks like I lost my train of thought here... ]



Nuts about me or just nuts?

“Finally, Finally – I’ve been looking for this information for a long time. Thanks so much! [link drop to web site about projectors]”

By: Bella Mccaskell

[Editor note: Either Bella's nuts about me or just nuts. Whatever, her excited comment on a blog post about my recent holiday seems a little too grateful for my comfort level]



How speedy are YOUR cyberspaces?

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By: linux software download

[Editor note: This comment spammer seems to know a lot about the speed of my cyberspaces *gasp*. Either that, or he stole a paragraph of content from Wikipedia, translated it to Russian and then back to English using Babel Fish. ]