Time for some edumacation

“Nice stuff is taking place. I thoroughly stay right here for method too long. your website is great! do not let anybody attempt to say otherwise!”

By: 1 Week Diet

[Editor note: I'm not sure what language this spammer speaks, but it sure isn't English. Apparently he knows enough HTML to link to his diet site though.]



Let me show you my poker face(book)

“I’m regularly bouncing about the online world virtually all of the night so I have a tendency to browse a lot, which unfortunately isn’t typically a beneficial factor as some of the websites I look at are composed of unproductive trash copied from various other sites a trillion times, nonetheless I have to compliment you because this website is in actual fact enjoyable and even boasts a lot of genuine content, therefore cheers for helping to stop the phenomena of just simply copying other folks’ blogs and forums, in case you ever want to have fun with a few hands of facebook poker with me just shout out – you have my email address :). [link to facebook chips poker]”

By: Lemuel Hwang

[Editor note: Our feature link spammer today is Lemuel, who didn't stop to draw breath except to drop a link at the end. I particularly appreciate his bitching about most sites being *unproductive trash* and then linking to his Facebook poker page. Good to see he has a sense of humor.]



It's a lot of work to eat a piano

“Great post, I bet a lot of work and research went into this article.”

By: Cedrick Destefani

[Editor note: Cedrick dropped a link to his Mixx music page with this comment. He's right though, unlike his spam link, a lot of work and research DID go into the post. Shame he never actually read it.]

Helpful: you're doing it wrong

“I’m a regular reader here and for whatever reason, your site is loading super slow today. Thought you would like to know, maybe send your hosting provider an email or something.”

By: Cain

[Editor note: Cain the spammer wrote this comment on one of my posts, disguised as friendly advice about my blog's load time, but actually for the sole purpose of linking to his fantasy football site. How very helpful of him.]

Learn some manners, bean bag

“I agree. I don’t know whether it’s bad manners or just that young bloggers don’t understand the nature of the conversation.”

By: Francisco Coolidge

[Editor note: Francisco the spammer dropped this comment on a post about bean bags, with his link leading to super installer software for WordPress. There's something ironic in a link spammer trying to teach us something about bad manners, don'tcha think?].