Family tree - you're doing it wrong

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[Editor note: A shy little petal called Sweattalker left this comment. He's obviously a dedicated family man, struggling to raise money for his kids, being forced to drop links all over the web to a site called Hot Babes Sex. And he even found time to leave a helpful tip about how my site renders in Safari. What a guy!]

Redneck RSS

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By: anonymous

[Editor note: A Kentucky spammer decided to remind me how slow things are down there, except when he's pressing my RSS button. Confused? Me too.]

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[Editor note: This is the spam comment that started it all. The part in square brackets was the name of a random post on my WordPress blog. The academic tone made me literally LOL while I edited and I felt I just had to share. This comment spawned this site. You're welcome.]