2 Jun
2010

He’s Doing it For the Family

family tree

Family tree - you're doing it wrong

“Hiya, i’ve been come to your site and it looks really informative. I’m building a family blog and struggling to make it look good. How hard was it to build your site? Could someone like me, a newbie make this? I really want to create something like this. Just wanna tell you your site seem broken when I visiting using Safari.”

By: sweattalker

[Editor note: A shy little petal called Sweattalker left this comment. He's obviously a dedicated family man, struggling to raise money for his kids, being forced to drop links all over the web to a site called Hot Babes Sex. And he even found time to leave a helpful tip about how my site renders in Safari. What a guy!]

1 Jun
2010

We’re Really Slow in Kentucky, Buddy

hillbilly geek

Redneck RSS

“That rss feature on your site here is magnificent, you should tell people about it in your next post. I haven’t noted it a first, now I’m using it every morning to check on any updates. I’m on a really slow dial-up link in Kentucky and it’s rather discouraging to sit there and wait for such a long time ’til the page loads – but hey, I just found your rss page and added it to the Google Reader and voil? – I’m always up-to-date! Well buddy, keep up the good work and make that rss button a little bigger so that other people can enjoy that as well”

By: anonymous

[Editor note: A Kentucky spammer decided to remind me how slow things are down there, except when he's pressing my RSS button. Confused? Me too.]

31 May
2010

They’re Very Polite in Polish Dog Obedience Class

dog obedience

Dog obedience, Polish style

“We desired to have a chat proceeding about this area. Can anyone expand on the topic you published about here?”

By: dog obedience class

[Editor note: This ultra polite comment was left by someone calling themselves Dog Obedience Class on a blog post about SEO. Yes, it linked to dog obedience classes. Which is lucky, because I was just thinking about enrolling my dog in obedience class. In Poland.]

30 May
2010

The Subject of the Prostate

sad clown

Spam can be accidently hilarious

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By: prostate help now

[Editor note: This is the spam comment that started it all. The part in square brackets was the name of a random post on my WordPress blog. The academic tone made me literally LOL while I edited and I felt I just had to share. This comment spawned this site. You're welcome.]

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